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A series of water fountains spray upward in an urban plaza with wet, reflective stone pavement and tall buildings in the background.A cat stands on a worn concrete surface in front of an old brick house with a white iron gate and fence.Two people are walking along a sidewalk next to a large textured mural wall in an urban environment under bright sunlight.A narrow, dimly lit alleyway at night features a solitary person standing on the left side, with buildings and framed pictures lining the walls.A black and white photo of a small dog sitting indoors with a home office setup visible in the background.A cup of coffee features latte art depicting a cute bear face with a small heart above it, accompanied by a spoon on a white saucer.A solitary person stands by tall, narrow windows in a dimly lit, minimalist hallway.A deserted underground train station platform is illuminated by wall-mounted lamps, featuring a curved ceiling and a dark tunnel at the far end.A quiet outdoor seating area with numerous benches arranged around trees and a person walking along the paved pathway.A set of wide stairs leads down between modern buildings towards a crosswalk surrounded by trees.


What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. Like destroying every shoe and cable in your house.

A small, serious-looking dog walking down a hallway towards the camera.

A small toy dinosaur is placed on a mound of soil with young plants growing, set against a background of a garden and a building wall.

Neighbourhood Watch

A small dog is sitting and looking out through a second floor window of a brick building.

A large electricity pylon stands amidst an open field with trees in the background and power lines stretching across the sky.

Good morning

City street with tram tracks, glowing traffic lights, and silhouetted buildings against an orange dawn sky

One day, all this will be yours gestures at box

An open red Viennetta Silver Server box sits on a wooden sideboard beside a glass jug and a decorative teacup. Inside the box is a silver-coloured serving spoon designed for serving Viennetta, a layered frozen dessert. It was widely marketed in the ‘80s and ‘90s as a slightly fancy dessert for family dinners and special occasions.An open red Viennetta Silver Server box sits on a wooden sideboard beside a glass jug and a decorative teacup. Inside the box is a silver-coloured serving spoon designed for serving Viennetta, a layered frozen dessert. It was widely marketed in the ‘80s and ‘90s as a slightly fancy dessert for family dinners and special occasions.


Good morning

A panoramic view of a cityscape features a skyline with tall buildings, a bay with a bridge, and lush greenery in the foreground.

A cat lounges on the pavement in a street setting with buildings and parked vehicles in the background.

Unexpected beatboxing on Saturday

A performer on stage sings into a microphone amid hazy lighting and a cheering crowd.

A small dog rests on a stone pathway, with a mix of sunlight and shadows around.A small dog with a black and white coat stands in a grassy area near a wooden plank and potted plants.


Workmate

A small black and white miniature schnauzer sits on a person's lap in a blurred indoor setting.

A black and white miniature schnauzer puppy with fluffy fur lies on a soft, gray blanket in a cozy indoor setting.

A small black and gray puppy with a fluffy face stands on green grass in a backyard.A small black and grey puppy is lying on a woven rug.A small dog with a schnauzer-like appearance is sitting on a grassy lawn.A small, fluffy puppy is standing on a gravel path between a wooden structure and a brick wall.


Choices

A Tesla with a RUSSIA license plate is stopped at a traffic light next to a black car with the plate BIGKEV.

Nice day for it

The Sydney CBD skyline is visible in the distance beyond a suburban area with houses and trees under a clear blue sky.

What if xiaolongbao… but lasagna.

Probably the most bonkers thing I’ve cooked.

A glass dish filled with a layered dumpling/pasta-like monstrosity, resting on a wooden chopping board.

A neighborhood is silhouetted against a colorful evening sky with swirling clouds and power lines overhead.

The mural in the Refectory at the University of Sydney tells you a lot about how that institution saw its place in the world in the 1970s (and perhaps still does)

A detailed mural depicts various historical Australian and allegorical figures, with a central, illuminated academic gown-clad man standing on a pedestal surrounded by others. I won’t describe it all because the colonialism, classism and sexism is a lot.

Beautiful morning on the Goods Line

Wide pedestrian pathway with sunlight illuminating a tall yellow UTS building to the left, trees creating a canopy on the right, clear blue sky, with a few pedestrians visible. It’s the Goods Line in Ultimo, Sydney.