What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. Like destroying every shoe and cable in your house.

A small, serious-looking dog walking down a hallway towards the camera.
A small toy dinosaur is placed on a mound of soil with young plants growing, set against a background of a garden and a building wall.

Neighbourhood Watch

A small dog is sitting and looking out through a second floor window of a brick building.
A large electricity pylon stands amidst an open field with trees in the background and power lines stretching across the sky.

Good morning

City street with tram tracks, glowing traffic lights, and silhouetted buildings against an orange dawn sky

One day, all this will be yours gestures at box

An open red Viennetta Silver Server box sits on a wooden sideboard beside a glass jug and a decorative teacup. Inside the box is a silver-coloured serving spoon designed for serving Viennetta, a layered frozen dessert. It was widely marketed in the ‘80s and ‘90s as a slightly fancy dessert for family dinners and special occasions.An open red Viennetta Silver Server box sits on a wooden sideboard beside a glass jug and a decorative teacup. Inside the box is a silver-coloured serving spoon designed for serving Viennetta, a layered frozen dessert. It was widely marketed in the ‘80s and ‘90s as a slightly fancy dessert for family dinners and special occasions.

Good morning

A panoramic view of a cityscape features a skyline with tall buildings, a bay with a bridge, and lush greenery in the foreground.
A cat lounges on the pavement in a street setting with buildings and parked vehicles in the background.

Unexpected beatboxing on Saturday

A performer on stage sings into a microphone amid hazy lighting and a cheering crowd.

A small dog rests on a stone pathway, with a mix of sunlight and shadows around.A small dog with a black and white coat stands in a grassy area near a wooden plank and potted plants.

Workmate

A small black and white miniature schnauzer sits on a person's lap in a blurred indoor setting.
A black and white miniature schnauzer puppy with fluffy fur lies on a soft, gray blanket in a cozy indoor setting.

A small black and gray puppy with a fluffy face stands on green grass in a backyard.A small black and grey puppy is lying on a woven rug.A small dog with a schnauzer-like appearance is sitting on a grassy lawn.A small, fluffy puppy is standing on a gravel path between a wooden structure and a brick wall.

Choices

A Tesla with a RUSSIA license plate is stopped at a traffic light next to a black car with the plate BIGKEV.

Nice day for it

The Sydney CBD skyline is visible in the distance beyond a suburban area with houses and trees under a clear blue sky.

What if xiaolongbao… but lasagna.

Probably the most bonkers thing I’ve cooked.

A glass dish filled with a layered dumpling/pasta-like monstrosity, resting on a wooden chopping board.
A neighborhood is silhouetted against a colorful evening sky with swirling clouds and power lines overhead.

The mural in the Refectory at the University of Sydney tells you a lot about how that institution saw its place in the world in the 1970s (and perhaps still does)

A detailed mural depicts various historical Australian and allegorical figures, with a central, illuminated academic gown-clad man standing on a pedestal surrounded by others. I won’t describe it all because the colonialism, classism and sexism is a lot.

Beautiful morning on the Goods Line

Wide pedestrian pathway with sunlight illuminating a tall yellow UTS building to the left, trees creating a canopy on the right, clear blue sky, with a few pedestrians visible. It’s the Goods Line in Ultimo, Sydney.

Unliveable but it has its moments

Circular Quay in Sydney. A harbour scene featuring the distinctive Sydney Opera House, ferries, skyscrapers, and a partly cloudy sky.