I tried several times to get AI to preserve the grimacing horror of the original, but it keeps insisting on touching up both Cherie and me. Flattering the user is hard-baked into these slop models.

A grimacing couple poses together indoors, with the woman in a red dress and the man in a blue suit, accompanied by the text Season's Greetings it’s Tony and Cherie Blair.A smiling couple stands together in front of a window with Season's Greetings written in the upper left corner. It’s the AI slop version of Cherie Blair and me.